Deprecated: Non-static method quick_language::quick_language_setlang() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/session.php on line 1608 [phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 1006: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/session.php:1608) [phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 1006: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/session.php:1608) [phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 1006: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/session.php:1608)
Deprecated: Non-static method quick_language::quick_language_setlang() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/session.php on line 1608
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/message_parser.php on line 71
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/message_parser.php on line 71
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673
Strict Standards: Non-static method utf_normalizer::nfkc() should not be called statically in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/utf/utf_tools.php on line 1663
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
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Viel Spaß und hinterlasst Eure eigene Meinung, wenn Ihr eine habt.
Überlung: Was will ich? Meinen Kram in die Welt schicken.
Bestandsaufnahme: Michse ist nicht vernetzt, braucht updates und mods und das kostet Zeit. Zeit die ich eigentlich lieber mit anderem Kram verbringe.
Wie kann es weitergehen: A) Michse: Ich stelle weiter Zeug und Ideen hier bereit, die dann zwar gelesen und runtergeladen werden (nicht zu knapp), ach ich liebe Leecher, aber nur mit Spam wie: "Schf6n, dass sie in so einer heilen Hundewelt leben." kommentiert werden.
B) Wordpress o.ä.: Vernetzt, aber auch wieder Pflege und Wartung die ich neben der Betreuung von 4 Webseiten nicht brauche.
C) Google Plus: Verkauft mir Werbung, lässt mich sonst in Ruhe und verstehe ich in meinem alter auch noch. Vernetzungsmöglichkeit einfach gegeben und keine Wartung. Einfach meinen Kram posten und mal den Senf von anderen hören. Und ich kann meinen Kram gezielt teilen und muss mir keinen Kopf machen, ob mein imaginärer Hund jetzt erfährt das ich Katzen lieber mag.
Fazit: Hmm, ja bis Weihnachten oder schaut mal auf Google Plus vorbei. Wer mich nicht findet kann mich hierüber kontaktieren.
Kinder + Papier+ Glitzer +drei verschieden große Sternvorlagen =
An einen Geburtstag gedacht und ne SMS rausgepfeffert; an den Anruf beim zweiten zu unmöglichen Zeiten gedacht und dann vergessen.. Hmmm, naja 1 von 2 eine eindeutige Verbesserung zu letzem Jahr.
Ganz nach dem Motto was mich nicht umbringt macht mich nur stärker.
Support Anfrage an EA Hallo, seit knapp 3 Stunden versuche ich meine Accounts zu verstehen, dabei bin ich 2 mal nach ja 20 Minuten aus Ihrer Telefonwarteschlange raus geworfen worden. Danke dafür. Ich habe 4 mögliche email adresse, diverse bestätigungs emails zu Registrierungen, die im Widerspruch zu nicht vorhandenen accounts (laut ea.com) stehen. Die origin website kennt bei der Passwort recovery eh nur die Antwort ("wir schicken ihnen eine email") ganz gleich ob man dort sdfdfhhj348hedsf oder eine email eingibt. Zudem stehen accountnamen mit Spielen in Wiederspruch. So erhalte ich von der Sims Seite fröhliche emails die mich mit einem Nutzernamen ansprechen, den ich (vermutlich vor 300 Jahren) bei UO vergeben habe, worin ich gebeten werde mein Passwort zu erneuern, dumm nur das die nachfolgende Seite dann sagt "Hupsi, ich gehe grade nicht". Und nun soll ich das ganze in diesem Spaghettitextfenster erklären. Ich bitte um Rückruf.
Diablo III is great no doubt... However, the auction house sucks. Blizzard has spared no effort to create a pain in the arse... I don't want to bore the 99% who care to read up to this point so go ahead and enjoy my creation of Blizzards Auction House Server.
Based on qnr and {El Gris} images, as well as my crazy ideas and sceenshots.
Dozent: "Es wurde der Wunsch geäußert, die Veranstaltung künftig 5 Minuten früher zu beginnen. Dies würd ich gerne mit ihnen klären." Ich:"Es ist mir nicht möglich früher hier zu sein." Offensichtlich die Wunschfee, nach dem sie sich brav gemeldet hat, zur Dozentin:" "Ich verstehe ja nicht wie 5 Minuten ein Problem sein können." Ich musste mich echt zusammenreissen, damit ich nicht heule oder lache oder beides. Der mir so verhassten Satz. "Na dann." Wäre wirklich passend gewesen.
Diese egoistischen Dep egozentrischen Mitmenschen verstehen scheinbar nicht was sie selbst sagen. Oben drauf kommt dann noch das mich alle mit einer riesigen Erwartungshaltung anstarren sodass ich die Forderung: "Erkläre Dich!" förmlich riechen kann. Nö ich sehe es doch gar nicht ein, vor versammeltem Schwurgericht darzulegen warum ich es, im Gegensatz zur Wunschfee, geschafft habe mein Leben in all seiner Komplexität zu organisieren.
Kommunikation ist schon toll: Die versammelte Studentenschaft eines Seminars wartet, da kommt einer und fragt:"Wartet hier jemand auf Chancengleichheit?" Ja sorry da muss ich lachen, auch wenn der wahrscheinlich den Titel eines anderen Seminars meint.
Selbstgespräche sind schon was feines! Kann ich jedem mal empfehlen, wer sich nicht traut kann auch einen Blog machen, den keiner liest kommt aufs Gleiche raus!
If you organise yourself with Noteshelf you might like my template.
This is how it looks on the iPad 2. It's not supposed to look perfect but natural! It is not a mistake that "urgent" and "not important" are smaller its adjusted to my personal needs. If you want one that's (more or less) equally spaced let me know it's a matter of 3 minutes for me.
To learn more about the Important/Urgent matrix check this page or use a search engine you'll get plenty of explanations.
How to use: Download the image on your iPads Camera Roll. To create the paper in Noteshelf you'll create a new book and chose custom. You'll see that...
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