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 Crisis Horn of Afric
Das Vereinten Nationen Welternährungsprogramm (WFP) ist die größte humanitäre Organisation der Welt und bekämpft den Hunger weltweit. Sie hat davor gewarnt, dass aufgrund der Dürre 11,3 Millionen Menschen am Horn von Afrika Ernährungshilfe benötigen. WFP hat zugleich die höchst mögliche Alarmstufe für eine Ernährungskrise ausgerufen und spricht inzwischen von einer „Hungersnot“ , da sehr viele Menschenleben am Horn von Afrika bedroht sind.

Wie gibt man 11,3 Millionen Individuen ein Gesicht? Echte Menschen mit richtigen Gesichtern hinter einer Zahl die so riesig ist, dass ich sie mir kaum vorstellen kann. Das Beste was ich tun kann ist Euch zu bitten einmal tief durchzuatmen und eine Minute über das nachzudenken was Ihr gerade gelesen habt und es dann ein Schritt weiter zu bringen in dem Ihr Euch auf "Horn Of Africa: 10 Ways You Can Help" informiert.

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  • Hab endlich einen Schulplatz!
  • Sehr praktisch aus dem Bett raus über die Straße in die Schule rein. :lol:
  • Ob mein Aushang wohl hilft?
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  • "[...]767 Studierende erfolgreich vermittelt[...]. Leider fehlen insgesamt immer noch 120 [...]plätze."
    Na, wer gehört wohl auch zu den 120?
  • Wenn ich einen klitzekleinen Wunsch frei hätte, dann sollte die nächste Woche nichts mit den Worte "leider, bedauerlicherweise oder schade" bringen.
  • Hab' noch eine Grundel.
  • ... und ein Fach von dem ich nichts wusste. :D

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  • Uni Präsentation, Bildgebastel, Videogebastel, Vorlesung nachbereiten, Artworkhilfe... Alles mal so 10 Minuten, noch Arbeit zwischendrin und nix fertig!
  • Ich liebe gedaddel. Ich hasse gedaddel.
  • Brauche einen"Schlachtplan" für Freizeit!

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  • Faszinierend, dass die meisten Leute nicht mal bis hier her lesen. Ich weis, das Thema hatte ich schon mal aber ich finde es spannend. Wieso lesen viele nicht mal ein Dutzend Wörter (Ja, nur ein Dutzend... Ich hab sie wirklich gezählt!), um die gesuchte Information zu finden? Lieber nehmen sie es in Kauf auf eine Antwort warten zu müssen anstatt sie selbst zu lesen ( Nach 12 Wörtern, fett und unterstrichen, hervorgehoben mit dicken, fetten, gelben Ausrufezeichen vorne und hinten :x ). Sie schreiben dann lieber etwas geistreiches wie das folgende: "wrum darf mann den [...] patch von dir nicht downloaden? weil wenn ich den versuche zu downloden steht da das ich das nicht darf aber wrum steht da nicht weil die andern ich ja downloaden darf??" Das setzt dann eine Emotionskette in Gang, die wohl in etwa so aussehen würde:
    :wacko: :faint: :sick: :mad2: Und der Teufel in mir würde dann zu gerne dieses Schild feierlich, als Sonderauszeichnung überreichen. :stupid: :lol2:

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  • Ultima spielen...
  • Tochlight spielen...
  • Plants vs. Zombies spielen...
  • Webseite basteln...
  • Fotos basteln...
  • Aquarium basteln...
  • ...
  • Warum hat der Tag nur 24 Stunden?

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  • Guys if you "report" a topic to the admin it'll most likely be ignored. The reason is simple... I am the admin! 8-) If you want to comment use "reply/answer".

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  • Schwein gehabt, der neue hat nix geschrieben.
  • Katzenjammer war supi!

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  • Mein Truck oder was er mal werden soll. Feeback erwünscht!
     Truck Front

     Truck Side

     Truck Top
  • Passend dazu meine Fahrkünste

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  • Na Frosch, wie ist das Leben so?
    Ganz gut, etwas stressig?
    Zweifel am Studium?
    Ach den Guppys geht es bestimmt besser im Zoohaus!
    Ja, Selbstgespräche sind ganz normal, schau doch mal auf die letzten 5 Jahre dieser Seite.
  • Uh, oh, ah es hat sich jemand angemeldet! :shock: Hoffentlich kommt der nicht auf die Idee was zu sagen!
  • Ja nicht vergessen für das NASCAR All-Star Race zu voten! Wie das sagt Dir nichts, einfach ein Kreuz bei 88 machen, dann passt es schon. :D

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Tolles Froschzeug


Neuester Beitrag Dateianhang Notenberechnung fürs Hessenkolleg v2.8


Mit diesem Tool, das ich selbst erstellt hab *grinst stolz*, könnt Ihr sowohl Eure Semesternoten sowie auch Euer gesamtes Abi berechnen. Das Tool ist speziell auf die Bedingungen am Hessenkolleg in Frankfurt (LG. 48) ausgelegt!

Neue Lehrgänge sollten sich im klar sein, dass es zwischenzeitlich zu Änderungen bei der Berechnung gekommen sein kann und der Schnitt somit nicht mehr passt :!:

Es läuft nicht auf Windows 7 oder Macintosh Rechnern.

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