Deprecated: Non-static method quick_language::quick_language_setlang() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/session.php on line 1608
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Deprecated: Non-static method quick_language::quick_language_setlang() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/session.php on line 1608

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/message_parser.php on line 71

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/message_parser.php on line 71

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/functions_content.php on line 673

Strict Standards: Non-static method utf_normalizer::nfkc() should not be called statically in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/utf/utf_tools.php on line 1663

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 112

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 483

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/bbcode.php on line 379

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 121

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w005d64d/michse/portal/includes/prime_links.php on line 122
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  • Dozent: "Es wurde der Wunsch geäußert, die Veranstaltung künftig 5 Minuten früher zu beginnen. Dies würd ich gerne mit ihnen klären." Ich:"Es ist mir nicht möglich früher hier zu sein." Offensichtlich die Wunschfee, nach dem sie sich brav gemeldet hat, zur Dozentin:" "Ich verstehe ja nicht wie 5 Minuten ein Problem sein können." Ich musste mich echt zusammenreissen, damit ich nicht heule oder lache oder beides. Der mir so verhassten Satz. "Na dann." Wäre wirklich passend gewesen.

    Diese egoistischen Dep egozentrischen Mitmenschen verstehen scheinbar nicht was sie selbst sagen. Oben drauf kommt dann noch das mich alle mit einer riesigen Erwartungshaltung anstarren sodass ich die Forderung: "Erkläre Dich!" förmlich riechen kann. Nö ich sehe es doch gar nicht ein, vor versammeltem Schwurgericht darzulegen warum ich es, im Gegensatz zur Wunschfee, geschafft habe mein Leben in all seiner Komplexität zu organisieren.

  • Kommunikation ist schon toll: Die versammelte Studentenschaft eines Seminars wartet, da kommt einer und fragt:"Wartet hier jemand auf Chancengleichheit?" Ja sorry da muss ich lachen, auch wenn der wahrscheinlich den Titel eines anderen Seminars meint.

  • Selbstgespräche sind schon was feines! Kann ich jedem mal empfehlen, wer sich nicht traut kann auch einen Blog machen, den keiner liest kommt aufs Gleiche raus!

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  • Bäh, Hausarbeit stresst und ich hab noch nicht mal angefangen!
  • Fahrrad ist toll.
  • Neuer browser ist blöd. Hat meinen Text hier gefetzt.
  • Alte Sachen sind manchmal die Besten.
  •  353286080.525704
  • Wieso denke ich nur zu unmenschlichen Zeiten daran jemanden anzurufen?
  • Weil es so schön ist: Pech gehabt... Der neue Browser erlaubt nur einen Dateianhang. Naja besser als keiner.

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  •  slain
  •  neck

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  •  mushroom
  •  skeletons


Special Achievements for Ughduty
  •  well
  •  chicken
  •  roof

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  • Minecraft ist wirklich fun!
  • Ehrlich!
  • Ja ich weis wie es aussieht!
     eins

     zwei

     sss

     Blow Window

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 Heroes VI Fools of Might and Magic
Hier die Geschichte zweier Spieler von Ubisoft Spielen:

Es war einmal ein Depp, der kaufte sich über Steam das neu "Might & Magic Heroes VI". Als Accountnamen wählt er "Deppenkunde". Als er am Releasetag dann spielt stellt er fest, dass im Spiel alles beschriftet ist mit "Deppenkundes Stadt", "Deppenkundes Helde" usw. Das gefällt dem Deppenkunden nicht hatte er sich doch nichts sehlicher gewünscht als das neuste Feature, nämlich dem Helden im Spiel einen Namen geben zu dürfen. Nun ist der "Deppenkunde" nicht dumm und möchte seinen Accountnamen ändern. Doch kommt alles anders, denn dieser ist unwiederruflich an das teure Spiel gebunden. Nun, Trost hat unser Depp, denn andere Deppen, die gekauft haben bekamen sogar automatisch erstellte Namen vom Kreativitäts-UBI und heißen nun " Shopxsd78972346-OBERDEPP". Unser Depp allerdings konnte und wollte mit einem solchen Namen nicht leben und beschaffte sich auf ebay einen neuen Key. Dieses mal ist er gewarnt und nennt seinen Account gleich "Schlauerkunde" und auch wenn die Stunden um Stunden an Spiel verloren waren, so war er nun glücklich und spielte und spielt bis... ja bis... zu dem Tag wo er sich einloggt und Ubisoft verkündet: Ihr Key ist gesperrt. Fertig, pech gehabt unwiederruflich, schreib uns bloß nicht an da steht doch UNWIEDERRUFLICH! Ach ja im übrigen haben wir Deine Savegames unbrauchbar gemacht. :P

Ein Zweiter Spieler hat keinen Account, nennen wir Ihn mal "Nichtkäufer", er spielt glücklich das Spiel ganz ohne Zwischenfälle. Er wird nicht gezwungen irgend einen Onlinemist zu machen und ihm werden die Savegames nicht geschreddert. Außerdem muss er sich nicht ärgern, dass er sein Spiel Unwiederruflich gebunden hat und es somit, gegen deutsches Recht, nicht wider verkaufen kann. Er musste auch nicht 2 mal neu anfangen und das Beste, sein nächster Accountname wird nicht "Abgezockter-und-verarschter-Volldeppenkunde" sein.


Wer noch nicht genug hat kann auch gerne noch "Einmal Bücken bitte..." lesen.


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  • Irgendwie meldet sich hier immer wieder mal einer an. Ich frag mich ernsthaft wieso... Selbstgespräche kann man auch alleine führen.
  • Hab kein Glück mit Garnelen.
  • Um Medienkompetenz zu unterrichten muss man sie nicht zwangsläufig selbst besitzen.
  • God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.
  • :idea: Ja klar, die Angemeldeten wollten was runter laden, ja das passt in die Leecher-Gesellschaft.

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Tolles Froschzeug


Neuester Beitrag Dateianhang Dizzy


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Neuester Beitrag Vermeidliche geistige Ergüsse


storm

A glance
the motion
a scent
the breeze
a tone
one touch.

23 Juli 2010



Blicke

Die Haut prickelt,
der Atmen stockt.
Die Zeit steht,
der Augenblick vollkommen.

28 September 2010

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Neuester Beitrag Dateianhang Grüße aus Frankfurt!


Im Original sieht es kaum besser aus. :mrgreen:

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